Literal Prototype 2 Trailer

Shaky, interlaced Activision.
The Early Mutant bird, gets the mutant bird equivalent of the worm! Rad(I)cal entertainment.

Papa bird got a big meal for the lady.
Assuming that bird could get a girlfriend,
It'd be tough. Especially now that he's dead.
THREAT DETECTED! Incoming window hating hero, New York Zero, Red Zone! Look out below!

Who's he gonna go for first? The ground.
Slow down, spin around. Steampunk fashion.
Don't get up, or your face will get bashed in.
Should've ducked. Hit a truck. Fist assisted back tuck!
Roundhouse ground pound, fall down.
Uppercut takes on a new meaning. His arm is gonna need some cleaning.
Try to run but he's intervening. Hold him, angry face.
Earthquake. Zoom into an ugly Sumo mutant smack a box, make a bomb.
Background bad guy makes him mad by shooting at him, cut it out!
Slow mo bad guy falling down, Bio Bomb butt kicker inbound.
Sumo mutant hugs it, all he wants is hugs, and he really likes tank ever since he was young so he hugs it.
Then he Blows up. Don't hug an explosive mutant!

Swirly smoke comes from the whiteness everybody wait a second shortly the white smoke will fade away
and radio tells Prototype just where to go to find the person that has caused his life to suck.
The people who have not been dismembered, get ready to be dismembered.
Main guy walks away, earth shakes. Demons take steps to main guy.
hungry puppies need some breakfast and some breath mints, and the..
steampunk guys look just like breath mints, get yourself some breath mints puppies!
Angry face. Prototype 24242012 Gamestop.