PO Jones Piss Test (Skit)

(album: G-Unit Radio 23: Finally Off Papers - 2007)

[Interlude:]
[Tony Yayo:] C'mon! You know I'm doing my thang, man.
[P.O. Jones:] I'm just checking up on you, you know? I'm just checking up on you.
[Tony Yayo:] You ain't gotta check up on me, man.
[P.O. Jones:] Why don't you piss?
[Tony Yayo:] You just came to my house the other day and searched.
[P.O. Jones:] Piss for me!
[Tony Yayo:] WHAT?!
[P.O. Jones:] Pee. You know, like in a cup. Pee!
[Tony Yayo:] Pee for you?
[P.O. Jones:] Why don't you pee right in front of me? C'mon! You see that package I go-hahaha-t, ahahah!
[Tony Yayo:] C'mon! You on some faggot shit?! It's some... C'mon, c'mon!
[P.O. Jones:] Hahahahahahaaaah!
[Tony Yayo:] P.O. Jones, man! 'Ey! C'mon! Sss... faggot! [whispering] [door slam shuts]
[P.O. Jones:] You'd better listen to me, asshole! If you don't pee in this fucking cup right now...
[Tony Yayo:] WHAT?! Yo, come on!
[P.O. Jones:] I'm going... [Yayo's putting a gun in P.O. Jones' mouth]
[Tony Yayo:] FFF-FUCK THAT! C'mon!
[P.O. Jones:] [mumbling]
[Tony Yayo:]
Show 'em what you fucking made me, man. I'm fucking tired of all these bullshit!
Put me on house-arrest again... extended my probation, mothafucka! [gun cocks]
[P.O. Jones:] [mumbling]
[Tony Yayo:] Huh?!
[P.O. Jones:] [mumbling]
[Tony Yayo:] I got TWO more months and I'm a fucking off probation!
[P.O. Jones:] Uhm srry, Uhm srry... [gun jam] Uhm srry!
[Tony Yayo:] Yeah, you sorry? Sign the paper! Get me off probation! Early release, c'mon!
[P.O. Jones:] [mumbling]
[Tony Yayo:] Early release?
[P.O. Jones:] [gasp]
[Tony Yayo:] Aight, thank you Mr. Jones! Thank you! Thank you... Don't tell anybody!