You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs

(album: A Far Out Disc - 1985)

Oh I never sneeze when you're around
And you never think I have a cold
But when I'm all alone i-i-ityshoo I need
You and a box of handkerchiefs

My nose never runs when you're around
And you never think I have the flu
But when I really do i-i-ityshoo I need
You and a box of handkerchiefs

I catch a cold easy
When I'm feeling sneezy
What I really need's a box
Of handkerchiefs to please me

It's you I need
You and a box of handkerchiefs

Everytime I go out I get the flu
I'm okay one minute then I start sneezing again
I sneeze here I sneeze there
I'm always sneezing everywhere

Oh I never sniff when you're around
And you never think I'm really ill
Oh but I tell you still i-i-ityshoo I need
You and a box of handkerchiefs