My Wife's A Psychopath!

(album: Absurd-Ditties - 1993)

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
Could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek and mild?
I faced the wrath of a psychopath and a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she weren't the one for me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe... ferociously

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My wife's a psychopath
Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath
Aooeee
My wife's a psychopath
Always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!

I'm black and blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled and squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just in case, coz I hate violence... it's not for me

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She's a psychopath

Psycho, psycho, she's a bleeding psycho
Psycho, psycho, she's a bleeding psycho
Psycho, psycho, she's a bleeding psycho
Psycho, psycho, she's a bleeding psycho
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