When You're Jimmy Saville

(album: Absurd-Ditties - 1993)

Jimmy lives his life for charity
Jimmy's got no wife just an O.B.E.
Everybody depends on Jimmy
Jimmy's getting a little cheesed off
Jimmy reckons they've all enough
If they want Jim it's tough

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Coz when you're Jimmy Saville (Woooooo)
Everybody thinks yer brill (Think yer brill)
But Jim'll fix it's to be done (Woooooo)
Then that bleeding Great North Run (The Great North Run)
No it's never too much fun for James

Jimmy does get up at 4:30
But Jimmy does not get time for breaky
He's not complaining, Jimmy's training
Somebody's sponsoring Jim again
So Jimmy bites his tongue and counts to ten
"Oh stuff this" Jimmy snarles

[Chorus]

There's no time off, Jimmy's in deep
For James there ain't no sleep

[Chorus]

Jimmy Saville
Oo oo Jimmy Saville
Jimmy Saville
Jimmy Saville

Howza 'bout that then guys and gals