Audrey's Alone At Least

(album: Anniversary Anthems - 2000)

It's a tragedy but
When she spied Alfie's nut
Drooping down on top of his gut
Audrey's sides nearly split
She could not believe it
Twas this the end of that fat wheezing git?
I know

Audrey's alone at last
But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout
Audrey's jaw dropped when Martin said
Wooo
Audrey Audrey... yer get nowt

Audrey was laughing when
Nicky, Gail, Martin then
They never got Alf to take oxygen again
Oxygen, that's when...

Audrey's alone at last
Audrey audrey

There ain't no change (Change change)
Of insurance, no inheritance
Left in debt, she won't forget
The greedy get Alfie

Audrey's alone at last
But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout
Audrey's jaw dropped when Martin said
Wooo
Audrey Audrey...

Audrey's alone at last
Oooo
Audrey's jaw dropped when Martin said
Wooo
Audrey Audrey... get nowt