I've Had Enough O'Magaluf

(album: Anniversary Anthems - 2000)

'Twas only yesterday that we arrived in Palma
Ever since then our love life has been a farce
Pursued and wooed by that sun tanned Majorca charmer
Now she thinks the sun shines out his Spanish arse

Of course I knew that somebody was bound to meet her
But tell me why did she have to pick Charles Atlas
Is it just because he calls her Senorita
Or did the bast and teach her grasias?

I've had enough, I've had enough
O'Magaluf, I've had enough ooo (Me too)
I know, I know
To stick around, to stick around
To stick around would make me blue (Too blue)
I've had enough o'Magaluf
Enough o'Megaluf and you
Aaoo

Now everytime he walked by the swimming pool
She stared at me and said why can't I look like that
Oh what a sucker, a skinny fool
As she sat pining for that Spanish prat

I've had enough, I've had enough
O'Magaluf, I've had enough ooo (Me too)
I know, I know
To stick around, to stick around
To stick around would make me blue (Too blue)
I've had enough o'Magaluf
Enough o'Megaluf and you
Aaoo
Aaoo

Morning night and afternoon
She'd nick off down the blue lagoon
She was with that bronze baboon again

Now I could see them necking on from the balcony
I've been a mug, I might o'know, the scheming skunks
There's nuthing going on she's conned me
Coz she had her hands inside his swimming trunks

I've had enough, I've had enough
O'Magaluf, I've had enough ooo (Me too)
I know, I know
To stick around, to stick around
To stick around would make me blue (Too blue)
I've had enough o'Magaluf
Enough o'Megaluf and you
Aaoo
Aaoo