Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids

(album: The Album After The Last One - 2012)

Down on the street
Where Kevin's house stands
You'll never meet
None of his soft pans-y kids there
They're nowhere to be seen

He keeps them locked indoors all day
Nobody knocks no more to play
With Kev's kids
Coz he's got them hidden away

We get bullied on the bus
Too cowardly to discuss
We're Kevin's kids us

We are
They're softies, cry babies, coz Kevin
(We are) cotton wool kids
Cotton wool kids

Cotton wool kids
Cotton wool kids
They're sissies
Coz what he's wrapped them in

Comics and CDs no chance when
Watching the TV's forbidden
He says Blue Peter's too violent

He follows them to the bog and back
A mollycoddling maniac, soft as crap
Cotton wool wrapped by Kevin

We get bullied on the bus
Too cowardly to discuss
We're Kevin's kids us

We are
They're softies, cry babies, coz Kevin
(We are) cotton wool kids
Cotton wool kids
Cotton wool kids
Cotton wool kids
They're sissies
Coz what he's wrapped them in

We get bullied on the bus
Too cowardly to discuss
We're Kevin's kids us

We are
They're softies, cry babies, coz Kevin
(We are) cotton wool kids
Cotton wool kids
Cotton wool kids
Cotton wool kids
They're sissies
Coz what he's wrapped them in

Cotton wool kids
Cotton wool kids
Cotton wool kids