Olga I Cannot

-"I think I'll ring, Kendra. Hello? It's Olga. C-can I speak to Kendra please?"
-"Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone, do you want to speak to him?"
-"Ah! I cannot."

I first saw Kendra at a pub called the Rumside Hall in Durham
So sweet and tender but she did not even see me at all No
She looked so nice, she smelled so fine
Oh, how I wished that Kendra was mine
5 foot 1 and eyes that were blue
A smile that made me melt
Oh, what could I do?

I had to get Kendra's telephone number really quick Yes
If I came straight to the point it would do the trick Yes
I asked her if she'd like to go out with me
She said that she was flattered, but I just couldn't see
Why she said...

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Oh! Olga I cannot...
Oh! Olga I cannot...

My boyfriend's sitting on the Sunday
He does not want you to see me
So Olgaaaaa... I cannot.

I was really de-pressed, what could I do? I was blue
I'll ring her up again in a day or two, on Monday
Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky
Howza bout now baby come out with me?
And she said... she said...

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I would if I could, but I don't think I should
I can't, well I can but I shan't it's not good man
Olga... I cannot... I cannot! I cannot! I cannot!

I'm sorry that I ever rang
She said "Don't be dafted. Oh! Olga man
I want to see you, don't get me wrong
I'll contact you soon, it won't be long
But at the moment... I cannot."

I called Kendra another fifty times on the phone Yes
She agreed to meet me, but I should have known Yes
I wound the window down in the Rolls Royce
I said "Jump in the back!" and then I heard her voice
Start to say...Start to say...

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I'm going to Laurete for my holiday in Spain
And when I get back, I still cannot again!
So Olgaaaaaaa...

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I talked it over with my mum and me dad
But even my sister and the dog think I'm mad!
So Olga... yes Olga... I cannot.