Zillion Dollar Sadist

(album: Apocolypse Dudes - 1997)

I used to be such a welfare stoner
I used to be such a twilight zoner
I used to be such a moneybumming boozer
I used to be such a masochistic schmoozer
But now I'm worldwide
You know that I made it
I'm above the law
I'm the zillion dollar sadist
What do you want for nothing baby
What do you for free
I tell you what you need
It's some Hanky-action baby
I wanna hear you scream in denim ecstasy
But now I'm worldwide
You know that I made it
I'm above the law
I'm the zillion dollar sadist
Take it to the bridge
I promise fun
To all and everyone
No questions asked
It's gonna be great
A new dimension of joy
Do anything you wanna do