No Good Story Ever Starts With Drinking Tea

(album: Turisas2013 - 2013)

Wine flowed in ashtrays
Mea Culpa we cried
Till the Balkan mob
Took us for a ride

He was stripped by force
60 miles per hour
Out the window thrown
Fuck that bird!

Broken glass on the floor
Blood was everywhere
Wrong guy punched in the face
Fisherman was there

She had a white small cat
But her feet were bare
Was she real or not?
Was too drunk to care

Jack n' Coke
I know that glow
Pass the smoke
And here we go
Tonight is the night! Hey ho!

Vodka shots
Three in a row
Hell, why not!
The fact is no good story ever starts with drinking tea!

Alcohol!
All night long!
One more song!
Legends of tomorrow!

Alcohol!
All night long!
Same old song!
Tomorrow and tomorrow!

Another beer
Last call is near
Move up a gear
There's still time for some more!

No time for bed
Sleep when I'm dead
Sky's turning red
The sun's rising again!