Just The Way We Do It

(album: Ain't That Kind Of Cowboy - 2020)

Another NASCAR Sunday party on the farm
Run a cord out the window, put the TV in the yard
Preacher's in the kitchen, second piece of pie
Asking Uncle Jimmy why he never got baptized

Well what's got into Jenny, she's out of her mind
Bobby said she's been a sipping Delbert's moonshine
We seen her by the river a rolling in the mud
Now she's hot pants on the hood of my pick-up truck

Well that's alright
Get ya some ribs
Wash it on down with a couple of beers
Ain't nobody getting hurt, so don't be scared
That's just the way we do it 'round here

Well see them longhairs stumbling outta the van
That's one homegrown half-stoned hillbilly band
They'll be cranking it up when the sun goes down
You'll hear "Gimme Three Steps, Gimme Three Steps, Mister"
All the way to town

Well that's alright
Get ya some ribs
Wash it on down with a couple of beers
Ain't nobody getting hurt, so don't be scared
That's just the way we do it 'round here

Long about midnight without fail
Country sheriff hotter than hinges of hell
Said, "If you don't shut 'er down I'll haul y'all in
You're breaking the law"
Well Mama just grins and says

Well that's alright
Get ya some ribs
Wash it on down with a couple of beers
Ain't nobody getting hurt, so don't be scared
That's just the way we do it 'round here
Yeah, that's just the way we do it 'round here
As we do it 'round here