Slap Of Love

(album: When In Rome Do As The Vandals - 1984)

"Do you love me baby?"
"Yes."
"Well how much do you love me?"
"A whole bunch."
"Well how much is a whole bunch?"
"Well I don't know."
"This much?"
[*Slap*]
"Ouch!"

Don't say sorry or call her baby
And if she wants to go out, say "maybe"
Never let her get the upper hand
A woman can't respect a weak man

And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around

So she ran out? Let her pout!
She just went down to the store
You know she'll have an apology
And a Sixer when she comes through that door
She loves that stinging pain
And she knows you'll have to do it again

And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around

Don't feel sorry, that's a mistake
The biggest one you'll ever make
I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her
You might love her but you don't know her

And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around

Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back

Now you're looking at the rings on your hand
And you're feeling like a hell of a man
The woman now knows her place
I can see it in her rosy face

And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around

Show her your love with a slap