Join Us For Pong

(album: Fear Of A Punk Planet - 1990)

It's the gay nineties and you can't watch nothing good
Mindless pinko garbage is all they make in Hollywood
Kung fu theatre, now there's a show with class
I like to find the guy who canceled it and karate chop his ass
So after Alf is done there ain't nuthing good on
All my rowdy friends come over 'cause I have pong

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Join us for pong!

I got the foxes, I got that clout
I got my unit on the day they came out
You bring the snack treats, you bring the booze
I ain't bringing nuthing, does that box belong to you?
Pass the dutchie's on, my all time favorite song
But turn it down you moron 'cause we're trying to play pong

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Don't be fooled by world peace or an economy that's stable
The C.I.A.'s just got more time to watch you through your cable
They would control you and take away your brain
You can defeat them if you switch your box over to "game"
Do what's right to you, not what they tell you to
You can fight we meet tonight so join us for pong

Join us!
Come on join us!
Join us!
Yeah yeah yeah
Join us for pong!

Join us!
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Join us!
Yeah yeah yeah
Join us for pong!

It's up to you to improve your hand-eye coordination
Or become a mindless servant, unwitting puppet of the nation
They know your address, they send you the bills
They decide if you watch Tyson, don't that give you the chills
Shake off your shackles son, we've only just begun
There's just two speeds, it's what you need, so join us for pong

Join us!
Come on join us!
Join us!
Yeah yeah yeah
Join us for pong!