Kill My Tenant

(album: Fear Of A Punk Planet - 1990)

No respect for a land-holding man
Only scum who pay when they can
Free-loaders that hate what I am
Then beg me to fix their can

Ugly Harley's on the front lawn
I come by to turn the sprinklers on
Just trying to keep up the place
I get a knuckle sandwich right in my face

I wanna kill my tenant
He ain't worth the rent
Wanna kill my tenant
He ain't worth the rent

Section 8 pays most of their rent
But they can't handle the 20 percent
Selling weed just ain't what it's been
You wanna see me make some homeless men?

Rent's in the mail, you know that it's not
I got filth attempting to squat
Think I'm kidding, 'til someone gets shot
I love slow targets on pot

I wanna kill my tenant
He ain't worth the rent
Wanna kill my tenant
He ain't worth the rent

Just trying to get appreciation
Some return on my investment
Go buy your own home
Tom Vu will show you how
To own big money and a yacht

Kill my tenant
He ain't worth the rent
Wanna kill my tenant
He ain't worth the rent

How I long for Medieval times
Right to deflower virgins was mine
No coalitions telling me what to do
No pesky pinko ACLU

You can linch whomever you like
Just be careful where you park that bike
I'm not impressed by pigs with no class
So get off your ass and go cut the grass

I wanna kill my tenant
He ain't worth the rent
Wanna kill my tenant
He ain't worth the rent

I wanna kill my tenant
He ain't worth the rent
I wanna kill my tenant
He ain't worth the rent