Anti

(album: Fear Of A Punk Planet - 1990)

Always speak my mind
The truth is what I say
I shout it out in black and white
No smegging shades of gray
You've got to be defiant
That's always what I say
You'll never hear my silence
But that's the price I'll pay

'Cause I'm anti-antiseptic
I'm anti-antipasto
I'm anti-anticipation
I'm anti-antichrist

I'm pro-prophylactic
I'm pro-propane gas
I'm pro-propaganda
I'm pro

I'm anti-antiknock
I'm anti-antihistamine
I'm anti-antisocial
I'm anti-antipathy

The future starts tomorrow
With the children of today
They'll never feel your sorrow
They stand right in your way
Take your brain out have it washed
That's a fact of life
But I don't mean like Blair and Tootie
But they'd both make a damn good wife

'Cause I'm anti-antidote
I'm anti-antiquate
I'm anti-antifreeze
I'm anti-guitar hero

I'm anti-antimatter
I'm anti-antipersonal
I'm anti-antonym
I'm anti-Ann Taylor

Always speak my mind
The truth is what I say
I shout it out in black and white
No smegging shades of gray
You've got to be defiant
That's always what I say
You'll never hear my silence
But that's the price I'll pay

I'm anti-antibiotic
I'm anti-anticlimax
I'm anti-Andrew Ridgley
I'm anti-anticoagulant

I'm pro-procreation
I'm pro-programmable
I'm pro-prohibition
I'm pro-profanity

I'm anti-antitrust
I'm anti-antiknock
Cause I'm anti-additive
I'm anti

I'm anti-pro choice
I'm pro-anti choice
I'm pro-propaganda
I'm proctor and gamble

I feel any more verses to this song would be anti-climatic