Happy Birthday To Me

(album: Live Fast, Diarrhea - 1995)

Oh yeah
Oh yeah

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you, it's my birthday
A special holiday only for me
So do what I say
It's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to
Or leave
Fuck you, it's not your birthday
So do what I say, ok

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell
Oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me

Alone on my birthday
I'm going to Denny's 10 times today
No tip! It's my birthday
So do what I say
Thanks Mom didn't have an abortion
Or my birthday wouldn't be today
But I guess it's my good fortune
My birthday's today, ok

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell
Oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me

(Spank me!) [x6]

Oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to

I can't believe you forgot my birthday
It's my birthday and you're wrecking it
Now it's just like any other day
You didn't do what I say
How could you forget my birthday?
That's really immature
Fuck you for forgetting my birthday
You didn't do what I say today

24 hours of no wishing well
Now 365 days I'm in hell
Oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me