Thanx For Nothing

(album: Oi To The World! - 1996)

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Thanx for nothing

You shouldn't have, oh you didn't
You're so generous. Thanks for nothing
Never mind all the stuff that I bought for you
It was my pleasure, getting nothing back
Come next year I'm getting you
Exactly what you got me
Fucking nothing
See how you like it

I don't have much money but I got you something nice
I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price
To show I care this time of year
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Thanx for nothing

So I'm a sap, under the Christmas tree
Trying to find the gifts that I thought you got for me
But there was nothing there what a shock
Just torn up Christmas wrappings from all the gifts I bought

Thanx for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas
Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with
What a blessing. You're really something
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Thanx for nothing

I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully
Sweating in a crowded mall and you didn't get shit for me
You selfish asshole. I hope you die
Choking on your putrid pile of presents 6 feet high

Thanx for making Christmas such a disappointment
Thanx for making sharing seem so fucking pointless
What a pal. I'll tell you one thing
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Thanx for nothing
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Thanx for nothing
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Fuck you!