Get A Room

(album: Look What I Almost Stepped In... - 2000)

Congratulations, you're in love
The lonely nights are gone
But now you're making us all sick
The way you're carrying on

Put you're tongue in you're mouth
Keep you're hands of her ass
It's an embarrassing public display
Have you no sense of shame?
Or get a room, we'll all pitch in
If you'll go away

A string of spit connects your mouths
I'm trying hard not to look
And all the endless baby talk
Is going to make me puke

I don't care who's the bigger Schmoopy head
I'm hearing you talk and I wish I was dead
Oh baby, oh honey, oh pumpkin, oh schnookums, oh babe
Get a room, I'll pay for it
If you'll go away
Go away

Just bring it down a notch or two, you're gathering a crowd
And I can tell from over here, you're visibly aroused
Don't dry hump in restaurants, it's unsanitary and rude
Now it's dinner and a show, but I just wanted food

While you're having you're heated session
In the busiest intersection
Knock it off, now the light is green
Or get a room, we'll all pitch in
If you'll go away
Go away
Go away
Go away
Or break up
Or fuck off
Knock it off