Christian Or Canadian

(album: Hollywood Potato Chip - 2004)

It couldn't be worse. From chorus to verse.
It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
On 90.7 it's bad 311.
Evidently it's a hit. But it stinks to high heaven.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun,
Can't be enjoyed, and can't be won.
Someone get me a gun.

Canadian
Or Christian
Canadian

It sounds kind of emo, or not so tight screamo.
And he keeps saying 'Him', so I'm gonna say homo.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
He's wearing a sweater, like '98 Vedder.
But it's 2002, and the song could be better.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun,
Can't be enjoyed, and can't be won.
Someone get me a gun.

Canadian
Or Christian
Canadian
Get me a gun

It's said that those that cannot do
Will end up teaching stuff to you,
Or some of them find God instead or better yet the border.

Canadian
Or Christian
Canadian

I cannot quite place it. It sounds like Ocasek.
But 20 years later, so you might as well face it.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
It's so non-commitish, like light Reel Big Fish.
Or rock en Espanol, translated into English.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun,
Can't be enjoyed, and can't be won.
Someone get me a gun!
Someone get me a gun!

Canadian
Or Christian
Canadian