S.W.M.

I'm kinda desperate
You might have sensed it
From the tone of my voice
It's a disaster
I got no answers
I'm kinda left with no choice

I'm doing lotsa nothings
Here with a lot of no ones
Praying for the phone
This solitude is creepy
It really is unpretty
A grown man alone

We could meet for coffee
Or go to the fair
I don't even like to do those things
But I'm getting kinda desperate here
Just call me

Box 27605
Please leave a message while there's still time
Bold type print in the classified
Single white male seeks Mrs. Right

I'm self-employed
I'm not usually annoyed by any
Personality flaws
I'm not a stalker. Excessive talker
It doesn't really matter to me
Whatever you're into, I'm into, that's cool

We could meet for coffee
Or stay at home and watch Cheers
I don't even like to do those things
But I'm getting kinda desperate here
So call me

Box 27605
Please leave a message while there's still time
Bold type print in the classified
Single white male seeks Mrs. Right

I'm not getting any younger here
Please call the number
Anything you wanna do is fine with me
Single white male seeks Mrs. Right

Still, my box is empty
And no one sent me
Any kind of reply
I sit here waiting
Never dating, masturbating
Man, I hope I don't go blind

We could meet for coffee
Or go to the state fair
I don't even like to do those things
But I'm getting kinda desperate here
Just call me

Box 27605
Please leave a message while there's still time
Bold type print in the classified
Single white male seeks Mrs. Right

Box 27605
Please leave a message while there's still time
Bold type print in the classified
Single white male seeks Mrs. Right

Call me