Half Way Tree

Put him girl 'pon a bus
The 'ductor a feel her up
Me say the 'ductor a feel her up
Waa'pn to the driver
Him feel her fuss
Put him girl 'pon a bus
The 'ductor a feel her up
Me say the 'ductor a feel her up
Waa'pn to the driver

She say the driver rich
She say the 'ductor rich
She say him have nuff girl
But him pocket thick
She have a man at home
But he is a clown
Him call her phone
A ask how she nuh reach home
She a tek her own time

Half Way Tree! Half Way Tree!
Dung a town, dung a town, dung a town
Front seat she want fi sit down
Pay which fare? And she so brown?
Plus her batty weigh hundred pound
All dung to the blind man dem a come round
She get nuff money still sah
But she get it inna silver

She say the driver rich
She say the 'ductor rich
She say him have nuff girl
But him pocket thick
She have a man at home
But he is a clown
Him call her phone
A ask how she nuh reach home
She a tek her own time

When the gear stick change up
A nuh gear stick alone him a touch
Fuss gear second gear gone up
"Driva mine you crash please look weh yaa guh"
The 'ductor count money till him weak
Him have two gyal 'pon the front seat
A badmind gyal say
"Money you a use mind gyal, tek it fix yuh teeth"
The 'ductor say "Crosses! Move!"

She say the driver rich
She say the 'ductor rich
She say him have nuff girl
But him pocket thick
She have a man at home
But he is a clown
Him call her phone
A ask how she nuh reach home
She a tek her own time

Half Way Tree! Half Way Tree!
Dung a town, dung a town, dung a town
Front seat she want fi sit down
Pay which fare? And she so brown?
Plus her batty weigh hundred pound
All dung to the blind man dem a come round
She get nuff money still sah
But she get it inna silver