I Ain't Most Dudes

(album: Doodoo Face - 2009)

When the champagne is flowing, I ain't trying to go and get some chewing gum tangled up (time after time)
You got your baggage, I ain't with that cabbage but I'll break you off, knock it up
I can meet you in the car, if I'm driving I don't care
We got minutes for days and hours to spare mama

I can't be alone on my own
So let me go home with you 'cause I ain't got no home to go to
And yes I will be a gentleman if you want me to
Yes I will be a gentleman if you want me to

'Cause I ain't most dudes, I am the real thing
I make your heart sing like a siren (crash into me)
But I don't crash into nobody
You are my orange juice I got to have you every day
Eat you with breakfast and mix you with champagne (that's a mimosa)

I can show you how to make it
If you want a Kraft dinner pick it up and take it to me
I don't eat alone on my own

So let me go home with you cause I ain't got no home to go to
And yes I will be a gentleman if you want me to
Yes I will be a gentleman if you want me to

So let me go home with you, I don't even need to know the truth
And yes I will be a gentleman if you want me to
Yes I will be a gentleman if you want me to