Take Off Your T-Shirt

I cut class, I skipped school
I hauled ass to sleep out in the parking lot of Coconuts where they had the Ticketron
Tower 2; Obstructed View I saw the show that changed my life
But I did not see you so

Take off your T-shirt
Miss Metallica: You were 2 years old when Ride The Lightning came out
You felt no pain when Burton died but you cried when they cancelled Baby Muppets
You're master of no puppets

Take off your shirt
Miss AC/DC: you don't even know Hells Bells from Hatebreed
You got that shirt cause Urban stuff is so cool
For those about to suck we salute you

Take off your T-shirt
Take off your T-shirt
Take off your T-shirt
If you can't name a song by the band that's on it

No size tag and faded
Decal disintegrated
How I suffered cash in hand while clawing to the concession stand
Like a flag my shirt has flown through countless painful nights you could have never known

Take off your T-shirt
Mr. Misfits
You mistook Glen Danzig for Trent Reznor once you dipshit
Miss Motley Crue I mean you, no they did not sing Every Rose Has its Thorn
The sheep must be shorn

Take off your T-shirt
Iron Maiden the number of the beast was not 6-6-7
Id like to learn about Black Sabbath from you but
They don't play them on MTV2

Take off your T-shirt
Take off your T-shirt
Take off your T-shirt
Strip to the waist, take it off be honest
You can't name a song by the band that's on it NO

Still so crisp from hanging on the rack
This T-shirt stretched across your back
Says nothing of a sacrifice; through thick and thin, wind snow and ice
Did I through adolescence wield
This 100% cotton shield
Now face to face and shirt to shirt its revealed:
Your ignorance of Queensryche!
Won't you let them be? Cause they belong to me

Take off your T-shirt
Take off your T-shirt
Take off your T-shirt
Strip to the waist, take it off be honest
You can't name a song by the band that's on it
You don't know the guys printed on your garment so
Take that shit off now