Mr. Nice Guy

(album: Clockwise - 2010)

The name is DFD and I'm known to push boundaries
If you ain't ever known then I'm glad that you found me
I ain't tryna hear no bullshit, press the pound key
You gon' be wondering what they put inside them brownies (Damn)
I was born with an extraordinary gift (Wow)
Never seemed to get along with ordinary kids (Aw)
The loners by the jungle gym, I was one of them
Never knew I'd grow up to be someone big, come again?
Yeah, you've seen me on the web, I'm the man with eight legs
The Spiderman of cyber land, click them JPEGs
You'll see the bigger picture, I'm collecting paychecks
Got it oozing out of me, precipitate fresh
It comes so natural, take the show national
Name on the marquis written in all capitals
The world's waiting
They're being patient
A&R's, the critics, and even your girl's saying

He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Word)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (True)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
My name is DFD, you can call me Mr. Nice Guy
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Thanks)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Hahaha)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
Everybody that's ever heard me said I'm nice

I'm so nice like Casper, I should ghost write
A Cali playboy, Hefner with the smoke pipe
The kid is nasty, ew, that shit is gross, right?
Ain't nothing new, I do this during most nights
Did it as a teenager
Cooler than the Green Ranger
Traveling to places that you've only seen in screensavers
I'm nice, here's some advice, try not to fuck with me
Nicer than your mama baking cookies when there's company
They bumping me, they hearing me
These other rappers fearing me
They calling their security, they full of insecurities
Boohoo, just do you, you'll do fine
It's like everybody's signed or starting a new line
But I'm not a stupid geek
I am a spook, a freak
I don't give a shit about what all you fashionistas think
I'm a man amongst mice, fuck hype
Everybody that's ever heard me said I'm nice

He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Word)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (True)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
My name is DFD, you can call me Mr. Nice Guy
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Thanks)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Hahaha)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
Everybody that's ever heard me

The neighborhood nice guy, hometown hero
See the people waving when I roll down Pico
Blowing smoke clouds out the whip with the seat low
Bypassing traffic like I know a bunch of cheat codes
Even got the old folks saying that the boy nice
Real amazing, known for killing stages, I destroy mics
You don't want beef, especially all you soy types
If you want war then it can get real Troy-like
Enjoy life, you don't want it with me, buddy
I'm a little nutty, I will kick you in your tummy
If you fucking with my money then no more Mr. Nice Guy
Now I gotta take away your lifelines, bye-bye

He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Word)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (True)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
My name is DFD, you can call me Mr. Nice Guy
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Thanks)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Hahaha)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
Everybody that's ever heard me said I'm nice