Dear Dumbfoundead

(album: Clockwise - 2010)

Dear Dumbfoundead
I am 15 years old and a freshman at Burlington High School
B House, woo woo
I just found about you and I've already watched all your battles
Your shit is the bomb
Oh snap
And that one battle where you lost, you totally shouldn't have lost
The judges were being so fake and gay
Don't worry, dawg, you won that
I got your back
Anyways, you've influenced me to pursue battling myself
I go by Lyrical Miracle Worker, but I'm thinking about changing it
I loved that one battle where you referenced Starcraft in one of your punchlines
Starcraft is like my favorite game, dawg
Who do you play with?
Protoss, Zergs, or Terrans?
I play with Zergs, and I think it best describes my style of battling
Quick and goes in for the kill
Me and a group of friends just started our own battle league
Prime Time
Ya dig?
We already have six battlers
Two of 'em are my cousins, and I'm undefeated
I just started using multis and stepped my game up like crazy, dude
Daisy dukes, crazy glue
Haha, LOL, just kidding
Anyways, I just wanted to tell you how sick you are
I can't wait to battle you one day
LOL, just kidding
LOL, parentheses, kinda not kidding, haha
Alright bro, keep real hip hop alive
Stay underground
Laters
MC Lyrical Miracle Worker
PS, was that kick real or fake?