Mister Richard Smoker

(album: 12 Golden Country Greats - 1996)

Mister Richard Smoker
You're a poopey poker
Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat
Dark meat

Mister Richard Smoker
You're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna
Let it all hang out
Pantyhose and aqua net
Smoking menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat
Dark meat

Smoke!

[solos]

You eat
Dark meat

Mister Richard Smoker
You're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee
With the boys
Dancing in your buster browns
Whirling to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet
Your hair is slick
You smoke
Big dick

Mister Richard Smoker
You're a velvet cooker
Bruce and Geoff will
Pick you up at ten
Going out
Dancing in the city
Friday night
Gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat
Dark meat