In The Mall

(album: Raditude - 2009)

In the mall, in the fall
We're sneaking to the emergency hall
First we smoke then have a smoke
Get change for tokens and a pretzel and Coke

Now we're ready
In the mall, I was in the mall
Keep it steady
In the mall, I was in the mall
In the mall!

Holidays are on their way
These decorations have so much to say
Loses meaning, going west
Don't get facetious or you don't get the best

Bells are ringing
In the mall, I was in the mall
Now we're singing
In the mall, I was in the mall
I was in the mall! I was in the mall!

Take the elevator to the escalator
Ride it down and start again

Attention shoppers, will Pat Wilson's mother please come to the Eastern Hills Mall Information Desk?

All together
In the mall, I was in the mall
No place better
In the mall, I was in the mall
I was in the mall, in the mall!