Truck Drivin' Song

(album: Running With Scissors - 1999)

I'm driving a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Rolling down the highway until the break of dawn
Driving a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watching as the miles go flying by
I'm riding twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jamming gears and hauling freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight

Because I'm driving a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rolling until the break of dawn
Driving a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slipping off the mother-loving clutch

But still I'm driving a truck
Driving a big ol' truck
Heading down the interstate, just trying to make a buck
Wearing feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I'm driving a truck with my high heels on

I'm driving a truck
Driving a truck
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon
So I'll be driving a truck with my high heels on