The Denial Twist

(album: Get Behind Me Satan - 2005)

If you think that a kiss is all in the lips
C'mon, you got it all wrong, man
And if you think that our dance was all in the hips
Oh well, then do the twist
If you think holding hands is all in the fingers
Grab hold of the soul where the memory lingers and
Make sure to never do it with the singer
'Cause he'll tell everyone in the world
What he was thinking about the girl
Yeah, what he's thinking about the girl, oh

A lot of people get confused and they bruise
Real easy when it comes to love
They start putting on their shoes and walking out
And singing "boy, I think I had enough"
Just because she makes a big rumpus
She don't mean to be mean or hurt you on purpose, boy
Take a tip and do yourself a little service
Take a mountain turn it into a mole
Just by playing a different role
Yeah, by playing a different role, oh

The boat, yeah, you know she's rocking it
And the truth, well, you know there's no stopping it
Ah, the boat, yeah, you know they're still rocking it
And the truth, well, you know there's no stopping it

So what, somebody left you in a rut
And wants to be the one who's in control
But the feeling that you're under can really make you wonder
How the hell she can be so cold
So now you're mad, denying the truth
And it's hidden in the wisdom in the back of your tooth
You need to spit it out in a telephone booth
While you call everyone that you know, and ask 'em
Where do you think she goes
Oh yeah, where d'you suppose she goes, oh

The truth, well, you know there's no stopping it
And the boat, well, you know she's still rocking it, yeah
The boat, well, you know she's still rocking it
And the truth, yeah, you know there's no stopping it

You recognize the effect and the wreck
That it's causing when she rocks the boat
But it's the clause hidden in the Cardinal Laws
'Bout the proper place to hang her coat
So to you, the truth is still hidden
And the soul plays the role of a lost little kitten but
You should know that the doctors weren't kidding
She's been singing it all along
But you were hearing a different song
Yeah you were hearing a different song
But you were hearing a different song