Rhymin & Stealin

(album: Licensed To Ill - 1986)

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad getting bolder cold getting colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest

[chorus]
Most illingest b-boy I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhyming and stealing

Snatching gold chains vicking pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
We got wenches on the benches and bitties with titties
Housing all girlies from city to city
One for all and all for one
Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun
All for one and one for all
Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.L.
Frigging in the rigging and cutting your throat
Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches man they're on the ace
Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face

[repeat chorus]

Ali Baba and the forty thieves

Torching and craking and rhyming and stealing
Robbing and raping busting two in the ceiling
I'm wheeling' I'm dealing I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower and I'm always stinking
Ho ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girlie shakes her hips she sure gets funky
Skirt chasing, free basing killing every village
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage

[repeat chorus]

I've been drinking my rum a Def son of a gun
I fought the law and I cold won
Black Beard's weak Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I pull out the jammy and squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhyming and stealing in a drunken state
And I'll be rocking my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate

[repeat chorus]