Eff This Job

I hate this job
(Yeah!)
I'm 'bout to quit
(Yeah!)
And Imma tell you right now how I'm finna do it
Listen
I'm gonna walk to the back office to the restaurant
Kick the door off the hinges
Then I'll smash up the room and
Steal all the ink from the printer cause that shit's expensive
Then I hit the whole place with a glitter bomb
And I grab the PA and I switch it on
Cause I got to say something in the intercom
"Attention customers, I did your mom."
I'll tell them every day the cook puts his feet in the crème brûlée
And I'll walk out, and I'll be smiling, as all the patrons riot behind me

It'll feel so good when I'm walking out
I'ma give 'em something to talk about
(Yeah!)

Fuck this job
Fuck this job

I hate this job
(Yeah!)
I'm 'bout to quit
(Yeah!)
And Imma tell you right now how I'm finna do it
I'm 'bout to walk right out of this awful place
I'm gonna scream real loud in my boss's face
I really wish I could burn this place down like an office space
I might end up going to jail
Yes, I just might catch a case
Put the printer in the parking lot, and crush it with my car
Give the company a Yelp review with only one star
Send a memo to the people over at HR
It says "If you need me, I'ma be at the bar"

It'll feel so good when I'm walking out
I'ma give him something to talk about
(Yeah!)

Fuck this job
Fuck this job

I hate this job
(Yeah!)
I'm done with it
(Yeah!)
So repeat after me if you're ready to quit
Say "I quit!"
(I quit!)
I'm walking out right now
(I'm walking out right now)
Say "I quit!"
(I quit!)
And I ain't coming back
(And I ain't coming back)
Bitch!

You gonna do it? You gonna walk out?
Yeah, yeah, of course n
But but but not right now, you know
I owe my grandma beer money
Yeah man yeah, my Verizon bill's due