Colombian Necktie

(album: Songs About Fucking - 1987)

When I get loaded, I gotta go off

Don't call it a safety
Don't call it half-cocked

More like an ashcan
More like a time bomb
More like a stovepipe
Colombian necktie
I don't want to die, I just wanted to give her the works

Don't call it a safety
Don't call it a ripcord

More like an ashcan
More like a time bomb
More like a stovepipe
Colombian necktie
I don't want to die, I just wanted to give her the works

When I get loaded, gotta go off

Don't call it a safety
Don't call it half-cocked

More like an ashcan
More like a time bomb
More like a stovepipe
Colombian necktie
I don't want to die, I just wanted to give her the works