If The Trailer's Rockin' Don't Come Knockin'

(album: The Real Deal - 2005)

If the trailer's rocking don't come knocking on my door
If you can read it's plain to see you ain't welcome here no more
Ah, your jackrabbit loving and your drinking and your snoring don't work for me no more
So if the trailer's rocking then don't come knocking on my door

I thought she would be so easy to control
I never dreamed that she would leave me standing in the cold
Now the cold hard facts got me frozen in my tracks as I stand here at her door
Because the trailer's rocking a whole lot more than it ever rocked before

I was a couch potato I just kinda laid there when we made love each night
I was watching TV while she was working on me and now you know that ain't right
I didn't have a job and I snored like a hog and I drank beer all day long
Now the trailer's rocking and somebody's shaking the hell out of my home

I thought she would be so easy to control
I never dreamed that she would leave me standing in the cold
Now the cold hard facts got me frozen in my tracks as I stand here at her door
Because the trailer's rocking a whole lot more than it ever rocked before