Adios Senorita

Hey there amigo, you've got so much ego
You think every girl's your tortilla
You come on just like Poncho Villa
When you learn to cool it, I will see ya

Ay, ya, ya, ya, adios señorita
My lips insist, but you won't be kissed
I think I'll have a fling with Chiquita
Ay, ya, ya, ya, adios señorita
There's no caress at your home address
I think I'll take a taco to Rosita

You deserve each other

Watch my jalopy, clean my sarape
Brought you a bouquet of flores
Amor and mis amore
And you told me...
Go take them to Dolores!
Ooh

Ay, ya, ya, ya, adios muchasito
No names, no names!
You think you're smart, so go chase your heart
I'll write you in care of Casita
That is all my mail
Ay, ya, ya, ya, adios señorita
I may think you're a dope, but I'm still flesh and blood
I'll prove it with margaritas

Wanna bet?

I'm huffing and puffing but I'm only bluffing
I just can't go off and forget you
You don't even know I bet you
That I loved all these girls before I met you

Big deal!

Chiquita was thin, and Juanita was fat
Piquita was a dog and Dolores was a cat
And where girls should be round, Margarita was flat
And I looked at you and that was that

Don't run to Chiquita, I'm not really mad
You won't like Casita, she's lost what she had
And skip Margarita, she's old as your dad
Just stay here with me and you'll be glad

So we say, ay, ya, ya, ya, why say adios señorita
I know some day, that I'll get my way
So why say adios señorita
I know some day, that you'll get your way
So why say adios señorita