Fuck A Dog (Bonus Track:TOYPAJ-Pants/US,Australia,Japan,Taiwan)

(album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket - 2001)

[tom]
I want to fuck a dog in the ass

[mark]
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass

[tom]
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids.

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....and his ass

[mark and tom]
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog

[tom]
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

[tom]
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I've found the dog

[mark, in Mexican accent]
Ah that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

[music stops]

[mark]
It's a Mexican pirate

[music continues]

[mark and tom]
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

[mark]
fuck you