Donkie Boy

(album: Blitzen Trapper - 2003)

If the donkey boy says it then it must be true
His lips are made of honey and his tongue is all glue
The cops can't catch him because he looks like a pig
He's quick like a fox 'cause his kicks are so big
Don't let the donkey boy
Donkey boy sticking with you, it's true

Well if the donkey boy does it then it must be cool
He's the one with the gun when the sniffing blue
The hip kids dig him 'cause he's made out of mud
But he wings with the squares 'cause he likes to drink blood
Don't let the donkey boy
Donkey boy sticking with you

If the donkey boy says it then it must be true
His lips are made of honey and his tongue is all glue
The cops can't catch him 'cause he looks like a pig
He's [?]

Well when there's no one at home let's bring a dusty broom
'Cause you can kill the donkey boy but still he just don't care
He'll be back like a champ drinking toothpaste and dip
His sneaks are behind the sticks and licking your ear
Don't let the donkey boy
Donkey boy sticking with you