Drunk And Crazy

(album: Drunk And Crazy - 1980)

Well, hello everybody, I've come to say
I didn't come to stay, I just come to play
So lock all the doors and open up the wine
Tell all the pretty ladies to get in line.

'Cause I'm drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Gonna let the good times roll.

Way cross the room I see a fancy fox
I got the key to open up her lock
I slide across the floor like a greasy eel
I say, hey baby, tell me how do you feel.

I say, I'm drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Gonna let the good times roll.

Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Gonna let the good times roll.

I was just about to put the cake in the oven
Look over my shoulder there's her big ol' husband
He was turning blue he was seeing red
He knocked me down slapped me round and stomped on my head.

Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Gonna let the good times roll.

They got me to the hospital in the nick of time
I had fractured skull and a busted spine
When in come the doctor he could hardly stand
Got a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in his hand.

And he was drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy
Gonna let the good times roll...