The Breakup Song

(album: Make Happy - 2016)

[Spoken:]
I can remember the conversation like it was yesterday. She came out of the shower, her hair wet, her shoulders wet. It's was a shower. It was water. She turned to me and she said it... She said:

[Girl:]
It's over
We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again
It's over
We're unhappy
We need to take a break from us to make us right again
And even though it's not gonna go any further
I swear I don't regret a second of it
And when the dust has settled
I hope we can still be friends

[Bo:]
And then I said
EAT A DICK
EAT A DICK
EAT A FUCKING DICK, LIKE THIS!
PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING GLOVES!
GET READY TO GOBBLE A DICK UP!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK, SITCH
EAT A DICK, BITCH

I think I made the right decision

[Girl:]
Okay, you're angry
I can see that
But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be
I try to speak to you
But you won't listen—

[Bo:]
EAT A DICK

[Girl:]
Hold on, please just let me f—

[Bo:]
EAT A DICK

[Girl:]
Oh my God
Honestly, are you fucking five?
I'm tryna talk this out, you refuse to even listen to me
[Stutters] I'm saying how I'm feeling. OK?
And then you're saying "eat a dick" over and over again.
Does that seem mature to you?

[Bo:]
NO IT DOESN'T
BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS
I'VE GOT MY FATHER'S TEMPER
AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE
SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE
I DID A QUICK SWITCH
BECAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE
I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO

[Crying:]
EAT A DICK, BITCH
EAT A DICK, BITCH

[Voice breaking:]
I thought we had a future together, you fucking whore.

[Girl:]
I didn't think you'd cry for me
I didn't think you cared
I thought you were lashing out in anger
But now I see you're scared
I'm scared, too
Maybe we can work this out
And not break up

[Bo:]
Really?

[Girl:]
NO, LICK MY CLIT
LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT
YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS
OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF SHIT
I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU
GET ME WETTER THAN SCREW
SORRY YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN
LICK THIS CLIT THEN LEAVE, SON