Big Plans Of Sleeping In

(album: Album Minus Band - 2005)

Every day's a hassle when you never sleep at night
Tossing and turning and shaking uncomfortably
But today's the fucking weekend
So we're sleeping until five
Wake up and lock the door and burn off calories

Never let go when you talk to me
Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep
That's just what I wanted
And I swear that's what I needed
My busy day of sleeping in

Cut power to the cell phones, automate all replies
Pass out on couches, put wings in the microwave
Open up a bottle, it'll beep when they are done
Heard it beep. Fuck it, man. Let's have another one

Do you have a prob if I drink some more?
You don't have a problem. Let's both drink some more
'Cause this is all I needed, yeah, alcohol and coffee
My busy day of sleeping in

They're all mindless sheep, oh yeah
Let's kick everybody's ass and teeth
Right in
Nails right through their feet, oh yeah
The world can't move now, let's go back to sleep

When we rejoin the public, we'll just laugh at everyone
The chumps who celebrate four-month anniversaries
They're all fucking suckers, and I'm done with everyone
'Cause I finally found someone who's antisocial with me

Never let go when you talk to me
Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep
Everyone can die now
'Cause I found you and you're perfect
My busy day of sleeping in
My busy day of sleeping in
My busy day of sleeping in