Even Winning Feels Bad

(album: Goodbye Cool World! - 2006)

There's a song tonight that I don't wanna sing
It seems like I'm complaining about something I've lost interest in
So I'll sing "ba da badbabababa, here we go again."

There's a crowd tonight that I'm not gonna please
Feels I'm desperately reaching for something that was there for, like, a day
It went away, now I've got nothing left to say
So I'm not gonna stay going "hey hey haha hey!"
Baby, I won't impress you no matter what

And would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well it sucks, but no one does
Get used to staying out of touch
And would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well it sucks, but no one does
Get used to staying out of touch

There's a man tonight that I don't wanna meet
Feels like I'm competing to be famous hoping one day I can be
On a list of D-Rate celebrities
I think I would rather leave
I've got my bag over my sleeve
And my ticket out of town expires tonight

And would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well, it sucks, but no one does
Get used to staying out of touch
And would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well, it sucks, but no one does
Get used to staying out of touch

With everyone you'll ever meet
Continue being awkward in all social surroundings

And would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well, it sucks, but no one does
Get used to staying out of touch
And would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well, it sucks, but no one does
Get used to staying out of touch

I'm not feeling very young these days