The Toilet Song

(album: The Bouncing Souls - 1997)

Who's gonna throw the toilet?
Who's gonna throw the toilet off the roof?
We already smashed the TV
With a guitar and a vacuum

Who's gonna throw the toilet?
Who's gonna throw the toilet off the roof?
Lighting fireworks, throwing bottles
Upstairs in the red room

Dave carried it up from the cellar,
Bowl, tank and all
Now we just have to take it on the roof
We can watch it fall

Who's gonna throw the toilet?
Who's gonna throw the toilet off the roof?
The landlord says you've got your laws and I've got mine

Who's gonna throw the toilet?
Who's gonna throw the toilet off the roof?
Nobody has anywhere to live,
Things are getting outta line

Who's gonna throw the toilet?
Who's gonna throw the toilet off the roof?
Who's gonna throw the toilet
Off the roof?