I Moved Into A Bar

(album: Hold My Beer, Vol. 3 - 2023)

She put her rearview on the driveway
Headed south to the highway
Took everything with her she could fit
She flew on out of town
Finger up, pedal down
Had enough of us, she up and called it quits

Yeah, that porch light is on but it's quiet as a mouse
She wasn't the only one that moved out of that house

I'm roommates with Jack, Jose, and Jim Beam
This tied on, getting her gone ain't hard as it seems
Got all the proof I need she ain't worth a broken heart
When she moved out, I moved into a bar, yeah

I don't head where she's headed
But I know this Chevy
Lives outside this old honky tonk
She's so far from closure
And I'm so far from sober
But I'm settling into my new home

Yeah, I'm roommates with Jack, Jose, and Jim Beam
This tied on, getting her gone ain't hard as it seems
Got all the proof I need she ain't worth a broken heart
When she moved out, I moved into a bar

My front doors are swinging
My couch is a stool
My chandelier is neon
My table is pool
My candles are Marlboro's
I'm drunk as a fool
My glass ain't half empty
'Cause it's always full

I'm roommates with Jack, Jose, and Jim Beam
This tied on, getting her gone ain't hard as it seems
Got all the proof I need she ain't worth a broken heart
When she moved out, I moved into a bar

Yeah, I'm roommates with Jack, Jose, and Jim Beam
This tied on, getting her gone ain't hard as it seems
Got all the proof I need she ain't worth a broken heart
When she moved out, I moved into a bar
When she moved out, I moved into a bar

Yeah, my front doors are swinging
My couch is a stool
Whoa, I'm drunk as a fool