I Just Wanna Be Loved (Bonus Track)

(album: Sorry For Partyin' - 2009)

I just wanna be loved
I just wanna be extraordinary
I'm just your everyday average white guy
On the radio

Whoa-oh-oh

I just wanna be loved
Like the English people love their spliffs and curry
Like a kid loves money from the tooth fairy
Like Tubaka loves Han Solo

Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hanging on?

I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,

Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,

I don't know how to surf,
But I'm really really good at karaoke
Maybe I'm not just an average white guy
Except down there,
In case you care that life's not fair

Why can't you see
That I'm only
Everything you want?
How come you give
Just enough to
Keep me hanging on?

I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I just wanna be loved,

Loved, loved, loved, loved,
I just wanna be loved,
Loved, loved, loved, loved,

Cause you like shiny things,
Like diamond rings,
Sushi and Hybrid cars
Poker chips and Queso dips
And getting thrown out of bars

I don't care what you say,
You're gonna love me someday!
I don't mean to talk so tough,
I wanna be loved,

You like chocolate ice cream
But you hate your mother!
Can't you see that
You and me were
Made for one another?
I'm your biggest fan
You understand there'll
Never be no other
You're the best girl, that's for sure

I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved,
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,
I don't care what you say,
I just wanna be loved
And I don't mean to talk so tough
I just wanna be loved,

L (ugh damn it)