My Girlfriend Sucks (Japanese Edition Track)

(album: Sorry For Partyin' - 2009)

You're gonna think I'm crazy,
And I really don't wanna creep you out.
But I've been watching you,
And I could swear I saw you checking me out.

So how are you this evening?
I see you all the time,
I got the nerve to talk to you now.
I've got a proposition for you,
Let me know how all of this sounds.
Woah, I'm kinda nervous,
Here goes nothing

My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one,
She sucks, it's true.
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one,
Why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one,
She sucks, it's true.
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one
So why can't it be you?

She takes me for granted,
And it's possible her dad wants me dead.
She drinks unleaded gasoline,
And soon she'll have two horns on her head.
I used to buy her flowers,
She'd smell them, they would die,
It's possible she may be possessed.
Not to mention jealous, mean and miserable,
Oh God, I'm so depressed.
Woah, please help me Obi Wan Kenobi.

My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one,
She sucks, it's true.
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one,
Why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one,
She sucks, it's true.
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one,
So why can't it be you?

All I want is you.
Coz you're so sweet and she's like,
Walking over landmines.
(Walking over landmines)
You're so sweet and she's like,
Walking over landmines.
(Walking over landmines)
Walking over landmines.
Walking over landmines.

My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one,
She sucks, it's true.
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one,
Why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one,
She sucks, it's true.
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one.
So why can't it be you?

My girlfriend sucks, it's true.
Why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, it's true.
Why can't it be you?