Dear Megan Fox (iTunes Bonus Track)

(album: Fishin' For Woos - 2011)

[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
Didn't you get my facebook post?,
It's been two whole days,
And I ain't heard back,
Did you read too much into my note?,
I like your cool tattoo,
But Norma Jean ain't got nothin on you,
If I come to L.A. will you show me the town?
Maybe Shia Labouef can hang out too,

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
How come you don't have a southern accent?,
Whats your twitter account?,
And will you follow me?,
My birthdays coming up, please don't forget,

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

[Interlude]
[Spoken]
Remember that time in that movie transformers,
When you hot-wired that tow-truck
And you strapped a robot to the back of it
And you guys went driving through the city,
Shooting rockets at the evil robots,
And blowing stuff up and you finally blew up megatron?
...that was awesome!

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (be happy with me...)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
(and no one else will ever know what we got,)
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!