Merry Christmas Darling

Merry Christmas, darling
Let's talk about your family some other time
It's not a day for breaking mirrors
Or for losing your appetite

Calling a truce for twenty-four hours
When twenty-four seconds will do, to be too
When I said you were just like your father
You got upset 'cause you know it's true

Merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry Christmas
Christmas starts inside

Merry Christmas, darling
Won't you please go pour us both another drink?
You're not the keeper of this castle
I'm not the queen of the kitchen sink drama, oh-oh

Calling a truce for twenty-four hours
When twenty-four seconds will do, yeah, to be too
Talking to me like I'm one of the children
Then I do the same to you, oh, it's true

Merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry Christmas
Christmas starts inside

Merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry Christmas
Christmas starts inside