The Dumb Song

(album: The Maybe Man - 2023)

Oh, in my head

You said with certainty
I may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen
You think you're hurting me
Bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free

You've mentioned Adderall
Slip this guy a sedative, he's bouncing off the wall
Honey, it's no big deal
We'll get you back to college, you could study something real

So if that's how you feel

When we go down
When kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me
I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay (Love to stay)
But like you said (Like you said)
Don't look at me (Nothing in my head )
'Cause I got nothing in my head

Oh, in my head

Too dumb for breaking up
I'd do it in person, but I'd probably mess it up
I'll text you, "That's enough"
That's how empty-headed people get through shitty stuff

Your world is ending soon
Mine's a little better 'cause I never watch the news
You make my lunch today
I would do it, but I couldn't work my microwave

So if that's what you're saying

When we go down
When kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me
I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay (Love to stay)
But like you said (Like you said)
Don't look at me (Nothing in my head )
'Cause I got nothing in my head

Oh, in my head

You should not have done that
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da da-da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da da-da-da da-da-da-da

When we go down (We go down)
When kingdom come (Kingdom come)
Don't look at me, don't look at me
I'm much too dumb
I'd love to stay (Love to stay)
But like you said (Like you said)
Don't look at me (Nothing in my head )
'Cause I got nothing in my head

Oh, in my head
Oh, in my head

When we go down
When kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me
I'm just too dumb