Porn Hour

(album: Non-Secure Connection - 2020)

She bought tube socks on Amazon
I watched girls remove their bras
She wrote a paper on Babylon
While she's busy, time to toss

Gutenberg, then Sony too
D.V.D.s, the cloud, what's next?
Next big thing when this one's through
Will be huge if it's got sex

We salute the industry of the San Fernando Valley
We got everything we want with a mouse click
Because of the mighty porn flick
Innovation of the Internet
Was driven by a couple on a film set
We thank the hard boys and the naked girls
For the coming of our beautiful cyber world

I make new friends on pornstar chats
I know all the big-boob sites
She likes YouTubes with funny cats
We embrace the web's delights

Internet's capacity
Compounding since it was born
Boundless in veracity
But in truth it's mostly porn

We salute the industry of the San Fernando Valley
We got everything we want with a mouse click
Because of the mighty porn flick
Innovation of the Internet
Was driven by a couple on a film set
We thank the hard boys and the naked girls
For the coming of our beautiful cyber world
Coming of our beautiful cyber world
Beautiful
Beautiful cyber world

Nod reluctantly to the industry
Grudgingly to the industry

We salute the industry of the San Fernando Valley
We got everything we want with a mouse click
Because of the mighty porn flick
Innovation of the Internet
Was driven by a couple on a film set
We thank the hard boys and the naked girls
For the coming of our beautiful cyber world

We got everything we want with a mouse click
Innovation of the Internet
We thank the hard boys and the naked girls
For the coming of our beautiful cyber world