Skit: Circle Room Talk

(album: 2 Cool 4 Skool - 2013)

[Romanized:]

Rap Monster: daebagieotdanikka geuttaeneun geuge
V: (2006nyeon!)
Rap Monster: Fly (choegoyeosseo) myujikbidio geugeo daebagieosseo
Suga: huinsaek waisyeocheue ppalgan nektai naega geugeo eolmana ttarahaesseonneunde chodeunghakgyo 6hangnyeonttae
Rap Monster: geurae gajigo
V: hyeong an eoullisineunde (ㅋㅋㅋㅋ)

Rap Monster: ai, mwoya igeo
Jin: ya jongchyeotda gaja

J-Hope: ani (gaja) ani mwojongchyeotdago geuraeyo hyeong geunyang oneul jedaero jjaejjaejjaejjae
V: (anga)
J-Hope: siwonhage hanbeon jjaebopsida
Suga: geuraegajigo geuraegajigo raemmon epikaibuteo haebwa bwa
Rap Monster: ani geuraegajigo geugeo deutgo ije ttak sijakaetdanikkayo jega raebeul mal geudaero Fly haetdaneun geo aniyeyo
Suga: I syuganim tto geugeo deutgo raepsijakaetji
Rap Monster: da ttok gatayo urideul. da ttokgata jinjja
J-Hope: (geuttae naidae da ttok gatasseosseo)

Rap Monster: geureomyeon mwo urineun Fly deureulttae uri hobi, hobeun mwohaenneunga?
J-Hope: nan tto inje raepaneun saramdeulgwa ije tto namdareuge tto naneun chume michyeoisseosseotji
Jimin: geureochi
V: (tagonan daenseo?)
J-Hope: tagonan daenseoyeotji mwo, jiminido machangajilkkeol?
Jimin: ai! dangyeonhajyo! hoksi yeogiseo muyongeul kkum kkwo bon sarameun eomna?
Rap Monster/Suga/V: ... eopseo
Jimin: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
V: jeori ga eopseo jeori ga
J-Hope: (muyongeun eopseo)
Jimin: hanmyeong...
Rap Monster: banggeum, banggeum jeonjeok deureonnya banggeum
Jimin: hanmyeongdo eopseoyoㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Rap Monster: dadeul gominhaetdago
Jimin: 1cho jeongjeok

Suga: taehyeongi, taehyeongi neon kkumi mwoyeosseo?
V:jeo 3nyeongan saeksoponhaesseosseoyo
Suga: geunde wae jigeum anhae?
V: eo...
Jimin: saeksopon?
V: ibi apaseo...
BTS: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Suga: a ibi apaseo geurae?
J-Hope: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ a ibi apasseoyo? ibi apasseoyo?
Rap Monster: mwonga doege ga-gasikjeogida
V: jeon ibi apatgeodeunyeo
Suga: mani apannabone
Jimin: eomcheongnan iyuda
Rap Monster: maeumi apeuda, ya

Suga: geu jinihyeong hyeongeun kkumi mwoyeosseoyo? hyeongeun?
Jin: naya mwo geunyang uri appacheoreom eo? 7sie chulgeunhago jeonyeok 6sie toegeunhaeseo ttak manuraga charyeojuneun bap meokgo
J-Hope: pyeongbeomhage saneun
V: o~ jinjja wa...
Rap Monster: nado, nado geuge jeil jotago saenggakae
Jin: (geuge choegoji)
Rap Monster: hipabi da mwon soyongiyeyo geuge jjangiji
V: (mwoya)
Jimin: geureotago hipabeul beoryeoyo wae hyeongㅎㅎㅎ wae geureoneungeoya ㅎㅎㅎ
J-Hope: siwonhage beoryeotguman siwonhage beoryeosseo
Rap Monster: uri appa yokajima
Jimin: beorigo geurae?
Rap Monster: uri appa yokajima

Suga: jeongguga!
Jungkook: ne?ne?ne?ne?
Suga: jeongguga neon kkumi mwoyeonnya
Jungkook: jeoyo? a... jeo gieok jal annaneunde

(Door knocking)

Teacher: inom saekkideul sueop an deureo mwohano (eou sikkeureo sikkeureo) hipapdongari, jinjja eopsaeppudeunga haeyagenne
Jungkook: (deureogalgeyo deureogalgeyo)
Teacher: I saekkideul ppalli deureoga!
Rap Monster: (deureogalgeyo deureogalgeyo deureogalgeyo)
J-Hope: algetseumnida

[Korean:]

Rap Monster: 대박이었다니까 그때는 그게
V: (2006년!)
Rap Monster: Fly (최고였어) 뮤직비디오 그거 대박이었어
Suga: 흰색 와이셔츠에 빨간 넥타이 내가 그거 얼마나 따라했었는데 초등학교 6학년때
Rap Monster: 그래 가지고
V: 형 안 어울리시는데 (ㅋㅋㅋㅋ)

Rap Monster: 아이, 뭐야 이거
Jin: 야 종쳤다 가자

J-Hope: 아니 (가자) 아니 뭐종쳤다고 그래요 형 그냥 오늘 제대로 째째째째
V: (안가)
J-Hope: 시원하게 한번 째봅시다
Suga: 그래가지고 그래가지고 랩몬 에픽하이부터 해봐 봐
Rap Monster: 아니 그래가지고 그거 듣고 이제 딱 시작했다니까요 제가 랩을 말 그대로 Fly 했다는 거 아니예요
Suga: 이 슈가님 또 그거 듣고 랩시작했지
Rap Monster: 다 똑 같아요 우리들. 다 똑같아 진짜
J-Hope: (그때 나이대 다 똑 같았었어)

Rap Monster: 그러면 뭐 우리는 Fly 들을때 우리 홉이, 홉은 뭐했는가?
J-Hope: 난 또 인제 랩하는 사람들과 이제 또 남다르게 또 나는 춤에 미쳐있었었지
Jimin: 그렇지
V: (타고난 댄서?)
J-Hope: 타고난 댄서였지 뭐, 지민이도 마찬가질껄?
Jimin: 아이! 당연하죠! 혹시 여기서 무용을 꿈 꿔 본 사람은 없나?
Rap Monster/Suga/V: ... 없어
Jimin: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
V: 저리 가 없어 저리 가
J-Hope: (무용은 없어)
Jimin: 한명...
Rap Monster: 방금, 방금 전적 들었냐 방금
Jimin: 한명도 없어요ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Rap Monster: 다들 고민했다고
Jimin: 1초 정적

Suga: 태형이, 태형이 넌 꿈이 뭐였어?
V:저 3년간 색소폰했었어요
Suga: 근데 왜 지금 안해?
V: 어...
Jimin: 색소폰?
V: 입이 아파서...
BTS: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Suga: 아 입이 아파서 그래?
J-Hope: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 아 입이 아팠어요? 입이 아팠어요?
Rap Monster: 뭔가 되게 가-가식적이다
V: 전 입이 아팠거든여
Suga: 많이 아팠나보네
Jimin: 엄청난 이유다
Rap Monster: 마음이 아프다, 야

Suga: 그 진이형 형은 꿈이 뭐였어요? 형은?
Jin: 나야 뭐 그냥 우리 아빠처럼 어? 7시에 출근하고 저녁 6시에 퇴근해서 딱 마누라가 차려주는 밥 먹고
J-Hope: 평범하게 사는
V: 오~ 진짜 와...
Rap Monster: 나도, 나도 그게 제일 좋다고 생각해
Jin: (그게 최고지)
Rap Monster: 힙합이 다 뭔 소용이예요 그게 짱이지
V: (뭐야)
Jimin: 그렇다고 힙합을 버려요 왜 형ㅎㅎㅎ 왜 그러는거야 ㅎㅎㅎ
J-Hope: 시원하게 버렸구만 시원하게 버렸어
Rap Monster: 우리 아빠 욕하지마
Jimin: 버리고 그래?
Rap Monster: 우리 아빠 욕하지마

Suga: 정국아!
Jungkook: 네?네?네?네?
Suga: 정국아 넌 꿈이 뭐였냐
Jungkook: 저요? 아... 저 기억 잘 안나는데

(Door knocking)

Teacher: 이놈 새끼들 수업 안 들어 뭐하노 (어우 시끄러 시끄러) 힙합동아리, 진짜 없애뿌든가 해야겠네
Jungkook: (들어갈게요 들어갈게요)
Teacher: 이 새끼들 빨리 들어가!
Rap Monster: (들어갈게요 들어갈게요 들어갈게요)
J-Hope: 알겠습니다

[English Translation:]

Rap Monster: It was a big hit
V: Year 2006!
Rap Monster: Fly Music Video, that was a big hit
Suga: White shirt and red tie, I used to follow that but in 6th grade
Rap Monster: So did I
V: It doesn't suit hyung, huh?

Rap Monster: What is this?
Jin: Hey, the bell rang. Let's go!
J-Hope: Ah, why are you being like this just because the bell rang? Why are you being like this, come on!
V: I will not go
J-Hope: Let's skip for once!
Suga: Yeah. Take it. Take it from Epik High.
Rap Monster: Yeah, so I started producing that song right after hearing Fly!
Suga: This Suga-nim also started rapping after hearing that~
Rap Monster: It's the exact same!
J-Hope: It's all the same

Rap Monster: So while we were listening to Fly, what was our Hobi Hope doing?
J-Hope: Unlike everyone who raps, I was practicing my dancing!
Jimin: Right
V: Oh, natural dancing skills?
J-Hope: I bet Jimin was doing the same?

Jimin: Of course I was! Is there no one else here who's dreamt of dancing?
RM/Suga/V: ... There's no one!
Jimin: (Laughing)
V: Nobody, go away!
J-Hope: There's no dancing!
Jimin: One person...
Rap Monster: I just got static right now
Jimin: No one? (Laughs)
Rap Monster: I just thought everyone was worried
Jimin: One second static!
Suga: Taehyung, Taehyung, what was your dream?
V: I played the saxophone for three years.
Suga: But why don't you do it anymore?
V: Ah...
Jimin: Saxophone?
V: Because my mouth hurts...
BTS: (Laughs)
Suga: Your mouth hurts?
J-Hope: (Laughs) Yeah, your mouth must hurt
Rap Monster: You're really hypocritical
V: My mouth hurts
Suga: Your mouth must have hurt a lot
Jimin: That's a huge reason
Rap Monster: My heart hurts hearing that

Suga: Our Jin hyung, what did you want to do? Hyung?
Jin: Me? I, like my dad, wanted to leave the house at 7am and come back at 6pm and eat whatever my wife cooked me.
J-Hope: As usual
V: Oh~ Oh, really?
Rap Monster: Yeah, I like that, it's the best!
Jin: That's the best
Rap Monster: What's the use of hip hop? That's the best
V: What?
Jimin: But you can't just throw away hip hop like that, hyung! (Laughs) Why did you do it? (Laughs)
J-Hope: You've thrown away hip hop so coolly!
Rap Monster: Don't insult my dad!
Jimin: Why are you throwing it away?
Rap Monster: Don't, don't insult my dad!
Suga: Jungkook-ah!
Jungkook: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Suga: Jungkook, what was your dream?
Jungkook: Me? Ah... I can't remember well...

(Door knocking)

Teacher: You brats! What are you doing, not going to class? (Ah, so loud, so loud)
This Hip-Hop club, I seriously have to break it off
Jungkook: We're going, we're going
Teacher: You brats, hurry up!
Rap Monster: We're going, we're going, we're going
J-Hope: All right